*Thank you, Gayle ; ) !! You made my day*
The sad part is, this doesn't even include the ones I just toss in the garbage, our E-bills online, or the ones coming in today's mail. What the heck do these people think, we have money trees growing in the backyard? They just keep piling up, and the ones I actually open, keep adding up. Each month they are higher and higher.
Things are getting so bad here. It's getting to the point, that I'm going to have to either find a poll to swing on or rob a bank.
So, can you help me guess the code?
(What!! Don't judge)
Didn't you get the point I was trying to make? I'm broke, so what makes you think I own a pair of stilettos? (If I did I would have sold them for money by now.) What? You can't be a sexy chick swinging on a poll in ratty tennis shoes? (Alright, and too I'm just not that type of girl!)
Now get to thinking!!!
CODE? What's the darn code?? I know between grandma and holidays this thing has got to be loaded. They never buy anything. Little tight wades, don't even splurge for a pack of Bubble gum unless I pay for it.
Hey, Jaina & you to Gayle I heard that!!
Snicker all you want. But, do you see this little guy?...
Now, could you let that cute little belly go hungry?
HA! Not so funny now is it? I didn't think so!
So THINK People!!
Time is of the essence. In a few more hours they will be home and I will get SO busted.
CODE???
Note; Conscience kicked in (I couldn't find tools) and no banks were robbed. Also, No bellies were actually growling during the making of this post.
Haha, LOVE you! I'd go with something like 1234 or their birthday or something. Maybe the house address?
ReplyDeleteI just borrowed $70 from my son so I could order my seeds. How is it he has more money than me? Oh ya, 'cause he spends mine! If it were me...I'd "accidently" step on the thing to break it open. I've seen dancers on roller skates...do you have any? Did I just admit I've seen dancers? What am I thinking?
ReplyDeleteI have bestowed the Kreative Blogger award on you. Swing by and pick it up.
My 9 year old pays me a dollar for every lie she gets caught telling.
ReplyDeleteWish Pinocchio was my kid.
It took me two years, and two tax refunds to get rid of all of the hospital bills and doctor bills. They're annoying as hell, and if you miss a payment, then they're calling you at the crack of dawn! I have my own piggy bank, slammed with coins & I wait until the jar is full...then I got get some extra cash with it =)
ReplyDeleteA sledge hammer would be able to crack that code. Evidently the bill collector's don't give a hoot about being green. If they did they'd quit wasting all that paper. I sigh every time I look at the piles on my desk. SIGH. Just did it again. I have an extra bag of pinto beans if you want them.
ReplyDeleteI HATE bills!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll help you rob a bank!
Jee, what was I thinking? I`ve been sticking mine to the fridge hoping that the balances would just fall off...lol.
ReplyDeleteBeen there done that!! Don't we all think about dancing on poles or robbing a bank at one point or another? LOL
ReplyDeleteI guess if we can just keep sane & belly's from growling we will be doing ok?!?
Take care!! ;0)