Thursday, June 4, 2009

So? What did you learn at bible school?

Monday- "Girls go to college to get more knowledge, Boys go to Jupiter to get more Stupider..."

Tuesday-"Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z-formation, hip rotation, a Booty Vibration.Elbow, Eb/ow, wrist, wrist, dang GIRL you just got Dissed!..." *just reading it such an injustice, you should really see the motions.*

Wednesday-"...When Abby was a Angel, an Angel she went like this, WA-WA, suck my thumb, give me a piece of bubble gum, oo-ah lost my bra left it in my boyfriends car, hush kids I'm on the phone trying to get your daddy home, oh my aching back, AHHHHHH, when Abby was a...."


Thursday- I can't wait to hear what they learn tonight.

3 hours a night of bible school, and this is what they retain?!*shaking head*

"Gir-ls, do you think maybe you could pay more attention to the teachers and not your friends?"


  1. Haha, that's hilarious. I've never heard any of those. I guess I'm getting old.

  2. whoa...'bout the time the words "booty rotation" left the mouth there would've been some serious in-your-face, "oh no you di'int" parenting goin' on at our house! I hope the teacher doesn't KNOW that's going on?
    Here's hoping they learn something worth learning today!

  3. That made me laugh so hard. That's hilarious

  4. Haha, oh dear, I remember some of those rhymes and songs. Lol.

  5. At Bible school? Hm... Are they learning about Jezebel by any chance?

  6. I am laughing my BUTT off! OMG.

    Oh yes...can't wait to see what today brought!


Girls could you PLEASE give our guest some space. Take your brother and go play. Sorry,it's hectic here, what were you saying?"...

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