Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phone. Show all posts

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Advanced help with chlidren Volume 1


The Shooing Method

What is the Shooing Method?
A Technique used with children while you are on the phone, to signify you are busy and they need to leave. In which you motion with your hand in a very stern manner for them to go away.
(techniques may very from pointing, to a slight nudge in one direction or waving)

When is the method used?
The technique is used when all other methods have failed.
Other methods include; Warning them of all consequences before getting on the phone, Quietly telling them to wait when on the phone, and signing with your finger over your mouth to Shh!
Signs of Failures ; They continue to talk (maybe even louder)or gain your attention by following you, getting in your face, and/or tugging on your clothes.

When can I expect to use this method?
Anytime you need to make an important phone call, or if the phone rings in general. Any whisper of adult conversation can alert small children to coming running in need. (Note, no consideration will be given, even if it is the only phone call you have had all day. In a such case, You should also expect your call waiting alert to begin at this time. Be advised this technique does not apply nor is it effective to solicitors.) At this time you will loose all control of the quiet civilized household, you had two minutes before the phone rang.

Is this method effective?
In all case studies this method has been proven 100% non-effective. The child will continue with annoyance the same as compared to a fly at a picnic table. Although still using the technique is your common reaction of instinct. There have been severe cases in which the mother has to be air-vacted for immediate mental evaluation and counseling.

What can I expect after all techniques are applied and the phone call has ended? Usually, The child's behavior immediately turns from from little devil to sweet angel, to avoid any expected punishment. All crying, fighting and needs will diminish as though they never existed. Leaving you to frustrated and frazzled in confusion as to what you need to do next.

For further questions or concerns. Contact the Motherhood in crisis hot line at 1-911-MOM-HELP, or through my contact info. in the sidebar.


Monday, April 7, 2008

Just another day in Motherhood


Have you ever had someone say something to you that just really stuck and made you think? Well, my husband did the other night. We're laying on the couch watching T.V and he pauses it and said... " You know, I don't know if you were just tired from dealing with the kids all day, Or if it's just the fact that your just used to it. But, I still can't believe how you could just stand there soaked in pee and finished talking on the phone!" 3 hours and a shower earlier... At supper I had dealt with trying to feed Jacob, who had been teething all day and refused to eat the right way. He Spit food, cried, hid his face, fought at the spoon, threw toys and spilled juice everywhere. He had food and juice all over him and all he wanted was to be held. He loves naked time, so I decided to carry him around naked. This way it would buy me a few minutes, so I could clean up the kitchen. Multi tasking here I was carrying him, talking on the phone and cleaning. At the same moment that Madisen was screaming from the bathroom " I need more paper!", Jacob decided to soak my side. So, here I stood pee running down my side puddling on the floor. Meanwhile Jason is standing there looking at me saying "And your not getting off the phone?!" This is my third child, I'm tired and I am finishing my one bit of adult conversation of the day. He will just never understand. I can't imagine how he would have reacted in my shoes, seeing how he was in sheer panic over just watching.