Monday, July 7, 2008

Local Headlines

Here's A clip from our Local newspaper

July7,2008

Man found Bludgeoned to death in Local Wal-Mart

Fourth of July weekend a Wal-Mart shopper saw his own fireworks show, up close and personal. A Box boy found the man lying in the toy aisle around noon and called for help. The man was pronounced DOA when officers and Emergency services arrived on the scene. Reports indicated the man was beaten to death with a Barbie box. Investigators said All cable ties to the Barbie and accessories where no longer intact, which proved the excessive force used during the beating. After further investigation surveillance tapes relieved a blond woman in her early thirties with three small children, committed the crime. On lookers of the tapes said they have never seen such excessive violence take place so quickly. "One minute she was shopping and the next she was beating this man like a rabid mad animal. She had this look in her eyes, and I believe she was even foaming at the mouth." The man twice her size was knocked on the ground without warning. He tried to shield his face from the blows, but was deemed defenseless as she continued beating him relentless. Once the man stopped moving she gathered herself, ran him over with her cart and nonchalantly went on about her shopping. This Mother of three's name has not been released. She was eventually tracked down and taken into custody, but later released. No charges have been filed, due to the aggravated assault and attempted kidnapping the dead man was charged with. It seems the Mother like a agitated Bear was only protecting her cub, when the man grabbed her daughters arm. Law enforcement plan to use the tapes as a warning to other pedophiles in the area. It will be mandatory shown prior to any pedophiles release. What can happen when Mothers take the law into their own hands. As a result to the incident area Wal-marts in support, are considering changing their theme motto's to "Where you can Roll back your sleeves to make shopping a pleasure". (Con't on pg.18)

Okay You caught me, It's all a fake. No, I really didn't make the local headlines. But, I would have had that man not released my child's arm when he did! It's sad to know your not even safe to shop in Wal-mart!

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22 comments:

  1. WOW??? ARE YOU SERIOUS?????
    WTF?
    I freak out every time I go into WalmArt since Ihear the report last year of a girl getting molested in the aisle with her mom up a few aisles!

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  2. I totally thought that was real at first lol. I was thinking wow she must have really been hitting him hard with that box, and was it a bigger box?? Like My Size Barbie?

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  3. Absolutely, he tried right next to me. Then tried to play it off like he thought she was his child. It was very scary!

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  4. Shame you weren't in the hunting department! I hope you screamed and made a scene. Thank God your little one is safe. Walmart is a very scary place.

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  5. Our Walmart is in a bad area and It's sad because I love to shop there. I'm glad everyone is ok!

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  6. OMG!! How very scary. I don't even know what else to say other than Thank goodness your child is safe.

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  7. Oh my! That is really scary! Thank God she is okay! I'm suprised you restrained yourself from beating the snot out of him anyways!

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  8. LOL to amber- yeah I think you should have been in the hunting/fishing department!!
    I can't believe that man!! I would have beat him too! Did he just walk away or what?

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  9. I totally thought that was real. And omg how scary! What is this world coming to? Seriously? I'm so glad you and your kids are safe.

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  10. This is so sick it's funny. You had me going, I was actualy googling wal mart. LOL.

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  11. OMG! I'm so glad you are all ok! What a horrible person!

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  12. Wow. Awful. That is something no parent should have to face, but well done when the time to act came, Mama Bear. Pop those claws, bare those fangs, and may Hell follow with you.

    SS

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  13. I wish you would have kicked his butt. He deserved a good butt whoopin!

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  14. I would be right there bludgeoning him to death with you. No- actually, I woulda tied him down while you were bludgeoning...I would be screaming 911 if anyone touched my kid.

    You didn't let him get away, did you?

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  15. That really is scary. I'm glad he let go... but still.

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  16. Hi! I have tried sending you an email a few times and it keeps getting kicked back as spam...
    but, I did a post for Tuesday Tips and it's scheduled to post at 9am.
    Debi

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  17. Scary stuff out there! I would have beat him with any toy that was in reach.

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  18. I TOTALLY thought that was real at first. That would have scared the living daylights out of me. I hope you reported him to security.

    I agree, Walmart's can be a very scary place. I went to one near Columbia, SC, at Thanksgiving because we'd not packed a fan, and it had to be the most ghetto one I'd ever been in. My mom and I got what we needed and ran out of there, because we were worried about being mugged.

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  19. Wow!! I really thought that was real! I can't believe that happened to you. You were so lucky you caught him. I hope you told security or something. I probably would have hit him with a barbie just for touching my kid!

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  20. WTF?! You really had me going there for a second. I mean, I thought the paper had an amateur for a write, but still, I believed you!

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  21. Wow, beyond scarey. I would have helped you beat him, with a few well placed kicks to go with the beating. I as so glad she is ok. I am almost in tears for the terror I feel in my hert for what could have happened.

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