Previous events from yesterday;
Kailey's little boyfriends family took her whitewater rafting, for her birthday. (like her mom, she has good taste in men!) Despite every reluctant bone in my body, I ignored all the fears and allowed her to go. Scared and literally worried sick I patiently waited to hear from her.
6 long hours later the phone rings...
Me: "hello!!!!"
Kailey: "hi!"
Me:" Oh thank goodness you called sweetie! I have been so worried about you! So are you having fun?"
Kailey: "Uh-huh"
Me: "You didn't fall off the boat did you?"
Kailey: " Uh, No!"
Me: "Oh I'm so glad, I can't tell you how worried I have been! Did you already eat lunch?"
Kailey: " Umm....yeah"
Me: (She sounded like something was bad wrong, Now I'm really worried)"Are you sure your having fun?"
Kailey: "Uh-huh"
Me: "What's the matter? The water didn't scare you did it? Is Tom okay? What's the matter?"
Kailey: "Is Kailey home?"
Me: " Um- what? Who is this?"
(OH-CRAP!)
Me: (Trying everything to explain myself) "I thought you sounded different! I figured it was just the phone. I am so sorry Kailey's ...."
Poor girl I bet she'll never call back again, nor will Any of her friends for that matter!
As for me I'll be ordering my rubber room now.
(Birdie's flying around my head " coo-coo coo-coo" )
Funny! Let us know how she did whitewater rafting!
ReplyDeletetoo funny, I'm sure the friend will forget about it in a few weeks. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL too funny!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh thank you, thank you!!!!! This was way too funny.
ReplyDeleteOh, that happens all the time around here.
ReplyDeleteOh, my goodness! I can't stop laughing!! That was just too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteHow embarrassing! My mom's boss used to call and launch into a speech that my young mind didn't understand. 5 minutes later when he'd finally take a breath, I ask if he wanted to talk to my mom. And he did it, every time.
ReplyDeleteOh my, poor you. So what did Kailey have to say about this when she finally did call?
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteYeah! Now imagine a man in Emily's place and me thinking it was my husband! And I'm not talking sweet nothings, I'm 'asking' him why he isn't home yet, it's almost dinner time!!!! Now that's going to be REEaaaalllyyy traumatic for the man on the other side!!! LOL!! :D
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! I hope she had a great time!
ReplyDeleteMelissa
Awe, Neener ... you are so funny. Anything anyone else could possibly goof up somewhere on this globe, we can just bet it has happened to you and their is an amazing story just waiting to be told about it.
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em coming.
very funny..enjoyed your post.
ReplyDeleteWell, gosh! Why didn't she say something sooner? Like "Mrs. Kailey's mom, what boat?"
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL...so funny. Makes you wonder how long she would have let it go on if you kept asking questions. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle! Sounds like something I would do.
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