Thursday, July 3, 2008

911 Gossip

By now phones all over the county have been ringing off the hook, spreading the word. Mother's are warning their children. Children are working their little fingers to nubs texting about IT. I'm sure the little girl this happened to will need extensive mental counseling. I'm sure her mother was up with her all night with nightmares, the poor thing. I just can't imagine what she is thinking or going through. My thoughts and prayers go out to her!

Previous events from yesterday;

Kailey's little boyfriends family took her whitewater rafting, for her birthday. (like her mom, she has good taste in men!) Despite every reluctant bone in my body, I ignored all the fears and allowed her to go. Scared and literally worried sick I patiently waited to hear from her.

6 long hours later the phone rings...
Me: "hello!!!!"
Kailey: "hi!"
Me:" Oh thank goodness you called sweetie! I have been so worried about you! So are you having fun?"
Kailey: "Uh-huh"
Me: "You didn't fall off the boat did you?"
Kailey: " Uh, No!"
Me: "Oh I'm so glad, I can't tell you how worried I have been! Did you already eat lunch?"
Kailey: " Umm....yeah"
Me: (She sounded like something was bad wrong, Now I'm really worried)"Are you sure your having fun?"
Kailey: "Uh-huh"
Me: "What's the matter? The water didn't scare you did it? Is Tom okay? What's the matter?"
Kailey: "Is Kailey home?"
Me: " Um- what? Who is this?"
Kailey Emily: "This is Emily is Kailey home?"
Me: (Trying everything to explain myself) "I thought you sounded different! I figured it was just the phone. I am so sorry Kailey's ...."

Poor girl I bet she'll never call back again, nor will Any of her friends for that matter!

As for me I'll be ordering my rubber room now.
(Birdie's flying around my head " coo-coo coo-coo" )


  1. Funny! Let us know how she did whitewater rafting!

  2. too funny, I'm sure the friend will forget about it in a few weeks. :)

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh thank you, thank you!!!!! This was way too funny.

  4. Oh, that happens all the time around here.

  5. Oh, my goodness! I can't stop laughing!! That was just too funny!!!

  6. How embarrassing! My mom's boss used to call and launch into a speech that my young mind didn't understand. 5 minutes later when he'd finally take a breath, I ask if he wanted to talk to my mom. And he did it, every time.

  7. Oh my, poor you. So what did Kailey have to say about this when she finally did call?

  8. Yeah! Now imagine a man in Emily's place and me thinking it was my husband! And I'm not talking sweet nothings, I'm 'asking' him why he isn't home yet, it's almost dinner time!!!! Now that's going to be REEaaaalllyyy traumatic for the man on the other side!!! LOL!! :D

  9. ROFLMAO! I hope she had a great time!


  10. Awe, Neener ... you are so funny. Anything anyone else could possibly goof up somewhere on this globe, we can just bet it has happened to you and their is an amazing story just waiting to be told about it.

    Keep 'em coming.

  11. very funny..enjoyed your post.

  12. Well, gosh! Why didn't she say something sooner? Like "Mrs. Kailey's mom, what boat?"

  13. funny. Makes you wonder how long she would have let it go on if you kept asking questions. :)

  14. Thanks for the giggle! Sounds like something I would do.


Girls could you PLEASE give our guest some space. Take your brother and go play. Sorry,it's hectic here, what were you saying?"...

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