Yesterday...
8:30 am *FLu - sh* "MOMMY!!, somethings wrong with the toilet!" What the...? We have No water! (That was until 3:00 pm!) Hmmm....I didn't seem to get that MEMO from the town! By God you owe them a dime and they'll hand deliver a bill by that afternoon, and yet can't even give a little warning about a water outage! Nothing like a little warning people!
9:00 am (What I was thinking) That's weird, No email? Yesterday evening there was no mail and none this morning. Just that same old unopened spam letter on top! Is my email connection out too? Usually, it's flooded with mail. 10:00 am Ah- dur I felt stupid when I realized I wasn't looking at my Inbox , it was the Deleted Folder! Someone , I'm not naming names! (JASON!!) While looking through the trash folder (Why, I don't know?) left the mailbox on deleted items, And had also turned off the sound!
5:30pm Just before sitting down to eat...
Jason: "Did you go up to the garden today?"
Me: "Yeah that's where I got the lettuce for tonight."
Jason: *Laughing hysterically*
Me: "What's so funny?"
Jason: "Tell me you didn't pick the lettuce?" *laughing*
Me:"Yes, I picked the lettuce, it's right here , Why?! What's the matter with you?"
Jason: *laughing* "How much did you pick?"
Me:"All of it , WHY?!"
Jason:* shaking his head * "Oh Sweetheart! You ruined the lettuce, it wasn't ready!"
Me:"Shut-up!...What do you mean, I ruined it? Look leaf lettuce, SEE!"
Jason:"We bought Ice- burg Head lettuce, it comes up in heads." *laughing*
Me: "What? Are you kidding me?"
Jason: "Now we'll have to plant it all over again!" *laughing* "Oh, I LOVE YOU! " (a few minutes later) "I Bet you won't put this on your blog!" *laughing*
*wink* Just for you honey! ( Even though I still think it's leaf lettuce!)
I'm just hoping today's a Better day!
I know how you feel. Today was deinately a 'bed day'.
ReplyDeleteOh Bless your heart! At least your able to laugh at yourself!
ReplyDeleteAnd you are having a bad day? What about me! You look like a rocket scientist compared to me, you grow your own potatoes and lettuce and kids ... all from scratch. I shop and adopt. You are far more talented than I will ever be.
ReplyDeleteJason needs to stay out of your mailboxes. If he knows about our grand plan to have you move to Wisconsin we are going to be in so much trouble!
Bwahahahaha! I'm so sorry! I just couldn't help myself! I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing, had I thought we planted leaf lettuce. Honestly!
ReplyDeleteI think those utility companies like for us to call them, rather than the other way around...it'd be nice if they could extend the courtesy, but they don't! It's not fair.
Mmmm... Lettuce sounds really good. Much better than humble pie, at least. We've got an Aerogarden that Pear wants to plant salad greens in. I'll have to look over the label really well to make sure it's not heads of iceburg!
ReplyDeleteWow, I had no idea there was "leaf lettuce" and "head lettuce". I would've figured, you're going to eat a leaf, pick a leaf. Okay, I would've just gone to the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteI planted lettuce one year - so dirty and gritty!! Never again!
ReplyDeleteI hate it when hubbie goes through my mail and outbox and delted files! SO RUDE!!!!
What a day, huh? Better luck for today!
ReplyDeleteMan, you poor thing. I've totally had those days (the charred steaks) yup. Been there and I feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteWell here's a funny Q? for ya!
ReplyDeleteDid it taste good? and you are still alive right! Well It never hurt ya! So keep on eating your leaf tettuce!
I think he's pulling your leg!
hehehehe
Well hope you are enjoying your lettuce anyways!
It looks like leaf lettuce to me...Huh? I don't get? But I have never planted any veggies before so do they look different in the ground than in the store?
ReplyDeleteNice, tender leaves...just think how much fun you had planting it the first time. Now you'll get to do it all over again. (The story of my life...doing the same things over and over and over....)
ReplyDeletei've been there... hope tomorrow is better
ReplyDeletethat is no iceburg lettuce. Iceburg would be a lot lighter and less leafy.
ReplyDeleteWhat does your hubby know, he likes that cow thing-y so much it is still in the closet. He does know it's a cow and not a giraffe, right?
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That is not iceburg...sorry Jason.
ReplyDeletewhat does he know, he likes that cow thing-y ...er,uh - he does know it's a cow, right?
internet brain fart..sorry
ReplyDeletelooks leafy to me!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Hope you have a better day. Came over from TopMomma--LOVE the boy/dog photo. Absolutely priceless.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure eather. But if it taste good it probably is leaf lettuce. Iceburg outer leaves would be bitter and tough.
ReplyDeleteAh, looks edible! Should've fed it to him before you said anything? Did you get your water back that day? That sucks. You could always sell that cow thing, or the jet ski!
ReplyDeleteMan, what a day, what a day! At least you can grow your own food!
ReplyDeleteHey, it looks like good leaf lettuce to me. At least you have a place to grow your own lettuce.
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