Sunday, May 11, 2008

Happy Mother's Day


You're a Mother if you ever ...

1. Found the vents in your home filled with everything from toys to candy wrappers.

2. It has taken you 2.5 hours to watch a 1.5 hour movie, because you kept having to push the pause button.

3. Had your car windows covered in stickers or smeared slobber all over them.

4. Found crayon and boogers on your walls, and wasn't surprised.

5. Had more baby product coupons cut out than food.

6. Had a purse containing diapers, emergency snot rags, or children's Tylenol.

7. Found soured milk at some point and time, and it wasn't a jug of milk in the fridge.

8. Started to eat something, and everyone comes running to get a bite, until your left with nothing.

9. Spit cleaned a paci that fell on the floor, or child's face.

10. Had to pick up poop filled panties with your bare hands!

11. Your shopping interrupted for a desperate potty break.
(No your self doesn't count!)
12. Chased after someones wet, soapy, naked butt while laughing.
(Aw..you have a dirty mind, I'm taking about a baby!)

13.Heard some one calling Mom so many times in one day, that you have thought of changing your name.

If any of these apply to you;

May God bless your home as he has mine

~Happy Mother's Day~



17 comments:

  1. Wow! You brought in quite a haul! Happy Mother's Day!

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  2. WOW! I am TOTALLY a Mother! :)

    Happy Mother's Day!

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  3. Great list, and so true! Have a wonderful Mother's Day!

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  4. I enjoyed this post. :) And I have done all of those at one point or another! :) and My oldest is only 4! lol

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  5. Thank you for a wonderful Mommy blog every day of the year-it's so entertaining. It's nice to know I'm not the only one in crazy Mommy land!

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  6. gosh! that's me all over! Happy Mothers Day, Johnina!

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  7. Happy Mothers Day to you! I thought my kids were the only ones who put stickers on the windows of the car as we are driving. ;)

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  8. I think I experienced over half the things on that list yesterday! :)

    I hope your Mother's Day was as good as mine.

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  9. Here is an addendum to number six: Used your kid's dirty snot rag to wipe your own nose after you realized they got to use the only fresh piece of tissue left in your purse!

    Happy Mother's Day ... where are the candles from your husband?

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  10. Definitely a mom here.
    I used to carry underwear in my purse too, for those times.
    Hope you had a wonderful Mom's Day, mine was lovely.

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  11. Nothing cleans better than Mom spit! It's an amazing thing!

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  12. I am so excited for the hand made mommie gifts!

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  13. If I didn't know I was before, I do now. I was reading through your list and checking them off in my mind. Check...check....check...

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  14. yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, oh you get the point! What a great list. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

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  15. It is sad but true, This is my life. I do love it though!

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Girls could you PLEASE give our guest some space. Take your brother and go play. Sorry,it's hectic here, what were you saying?"...

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